I really do fit in here... I'm not a Red Neck, just a Hillbilly...
My sons, neither of whom understands me, and I seem to be a perpetual source of embarassment for them, gave me a bumpersticker for my '96 Dodge Caravan which reads "Pennsylvanian by birth, Hillbilly by choice". They thought it was a joke, but I take the description with great seriousness and affection. I lived for a number of years in southern WV, in Raleigh and Fayette counties, and never would have left, but family issues required my return. Hillbillies are a most noble group of people.